birminghampublichealth.co.uk Review:

Country: 79.170.198.71, Europe, GB

City: -0.1224 , United Kingdom

Not sure if I should rate this product a 1 or 5. It started as an innocent prank and I almost lost my job. I work in a remote location for weeks at time. Pranks are a regular mainstay to help maintain the sanity through the isolation and separation from families. For the first event I initially spritzed a rag with 3 squirts and placed it in my coworker’s office. The smell was quite strong. By the next morning when we arrived for work the smell had significantly dissipated. I removed the rag and the smell went away within a few hours. Everybody that was in on the joke laughed and made fun of his obvious lower intestinal issue and I let him in on what I had done. I then had a lapse in judgement. I have always known that when pranking at work it’s vital that you know your audience. I gave the bottle to one of co-workers and said “have fun”. That’s when the havoc began. Two days later I returned from lunch, and when I opened my office door the smell hit me like a semi-truck. WHAM, I began dry heaving immediately. I quickly shut the door to try and contain the silent turd cloud. The foul smell crept throughout the entire office complex like an invisible fetid death fog spilling from a lake of rotten sewage. I began to panic knowing my manager would soon gain purchase of the putrid smell infecting the entire building. I entered the office and fought the dry heaves in an exasperated effort to find the source and remove it. I was unable to muster the constitution to remain in the polluted stink vapor. I was soon overcome with a primal involuntary urge to hurl my undigested lunch and was compelled to exit immediately. I went to the person I had given license to funkify my office and demanded that he remove the source of the stench. Once he had double bagged the items he had generously sprayed with the Liquid Ass. We opened the office and waited for the obscene fragrance of decaying rhino ass to diminish. Soon the site manager came strolling by asking why the windows were open and proclaiming “It’s cold in here”. He promptly shut the windows. That’s when he caught a whiff of the horrible scent and began to wave his hands in the air with his head dodging back and forth looking like he was trying to evade a swarm of killer bees. Grimacing with obvious disgust he asked, “Did the toilets overflow again?”. I promptly responded that we had an “incident”, but it was under control. I had narrowly avoided further scrutiny. One hour, then 2 hours, then 3 hours past and the smell didn’t diminish. We left the door open for the night and upon arrival the next morning and found the foul stench endured. We sprayed Lysol, Febreeze, and few other odor masking agents to no avail. Day 2 arrived and the smell persisted. Knowing that I would soon be ending my shift and that my replacement would find no humor in having to work in an office with the smell of festering super sewage, I began to panic. Not wanting to see me lose gainful employment, the team rallied. We found carpet squares in a storage locker and spent the afternoon removing the old carpet, deep cleaning, and installing the new carpet. The renovation and exasperated cleaning effort was completed last night, and the faint essence of old man ass still hangs in the air. USE WITH CAUTION, this stuff is powerful. The poison is in the dose.

Webroot SecureAnywhere AntiVirus has been an important tool in helping to keep my computer system from attack. It works well with other protection programs, and it's ability to warn about possible dangerous web sites is a good perimeter defense. Customer service assistance when need is quick and knowledgeable; I have been using the program for about 9 months and have no operational complaints...

This watch works above and beyond the advertised specs on moto g 1st gen with android 5.1 and barcoded software download as recommended..

Full disclosure, my hair used to be thick, wavy, and held curls for days. Then I turned 30, and I guess hormones changed everything. :/ It started coming out a lot more than usual, and eventually became the thin, easy-tangle, can't-hold-a-curl mess it is today. Don't take your mane for granted! Moving on. I've tried tons of shampoos/treatments/methods to get my hair to be thick and/or retain a curl for longer than 5 mins. Nothing impressed me much. I bought this because of the reviews. THANK GOD I did. First, it didn't come with a glove, and thought I could go without it. The first time I didn't burn myself, but then I did the second round. So I'll have to pitch in for one. Other than that, these barrels are AWESOME. They get very hot but curl fast, and best of all, the curls last & last. On my thin, sad hair that's all I want! They detach pretty effortlessly and I'm keeping the box they came in so I don't lose them. I was shocked something actually was worth the $.

I am a long time reader of the BASS series and am an avid short story reader in general. This collection is disappointing. I found myself skimming many pages of the first story, trying to find a well-turned phrase or anything at all in the writer's voice that made connection with me or that would identify it as worthy of BASS much less first position. I have randomly read a few others and have a similar response. I do not understand the choices of this year's editor.